Top things to say if:

caught sleeping at your desk.

1.“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
2. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
3. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
4. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
5. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
6. “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
7. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
8. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!”
9. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
10. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”
11. “This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!”



I feel like this right now

minus the whole Asian, old man part....