If you are a man:
And you have you have a feather duster in your back pocket, I will not take you seriously.
(This one I actually saw tonight, at a gas station)
If you are a man with a profile picture involving your bathroom mirror, and cellphone, I will not take you seriously **
**A shirt or lack of shirt makes no difference. We all know you spent half an hour getting a perfect shot that everyone knows doesn't even look like you
also (If you are a man: with over 100 profile pictures each containing a different girl, I will not take you seriously.) ... that was for free.
If you are a man working at Ashley Lynns, I will not take you seriously
If you are a man with long hair, I may or may not take you seriously. It depends on your profession, or lack thereof.